I had this really bad trip last week where I was convinced that the world wasn’t real and once I’d gotten past that I thought that I’d seen the conversation I was having before and I kept saying “I’ve seen this before” and yelling “NO!” when my friend would say something I’d heard before and idk but that shit is going in a novel.

bagelchips:

shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

misanderysoncooper:

i visited the friend zone to see if i could make some friends but it was just a bunch of angry men’s rights activists in fedoras???